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Only In America...

Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in America - are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America - do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America - do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America - do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

Only in America - do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'

Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

Only in America - the budgets for advertising non-essential
items, like soft drinks, exceed the budgets of many third-world
nations.

Only in America - do people buy domestic brand tires, because
they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported
cars.

Only in America - are the least useful professions (professional
athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally
much compared to people with normal jobs.

The two missionaries

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh unc ontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it!
He says, "Whats wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?
"The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

Two Scottish nuns

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Amer icans do.
" Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.
'The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?"

Τhe new movie

Did you hear about the new movie coming out?
It takes place in Athens, it's a love story involving two Americans who meet while vacationing in Greece.
The movie stars Dolly Parton and Charlton Heston. It's going to be called "Parton kai Heston".