ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ ΑΠΟ ΤΟ ΜΩΒ ΜΠΑΛΟΝΙ
Only In America...
Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than
Only in America - are there handicap parking places in
front of a
Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America - do people order double cheeseburgers,
fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America - do banks leave both doors open and then
the pens to the counters.
Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America - do we use answering machines to screen
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
in packages of eight.
Only in America - do we use the word 'politics' to describe
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Only in America - the budgets for advertising non-essential
items, like soft drinks, exceed the budgets of many third-world
Only in America - do people buy domestic brand tires,
they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported
Only in America - are the least useful professions
athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally
much compared to people with normal jobs.
The two missionaries
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of
very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire
under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries
starts to laugh unc ontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it!
He says, "Whats wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?
"The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."
Two Scottish nuns
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one
says to the other,
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Amer icans do.
" Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.
'The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?"
Τhe new movie
Did you hear about the new movie coming out?
It takes place in Athens, it's a love story involving two Americans who meet while vacationing in Greece.
The movie stars Dolly Parton and Charlton Heston. It's going to be called "Parton kai Heston".